Mike shows how good wanker does it on his solo audition

I've done anniversaries as a gag gift for a wife, and the husband will get me.

Those are really short, they're fun, and the people are usually really cool.

You can hang out afterwards and drink with them.

I've done parties where it was dominatrix styles, and they had floggers and riding crops,

and my ass was getting whipped several times.

I've done parties where they had sex toys laid out everywhere, because before me they

had a sex toy show.

I've had sex on accident once, which is an odd thing to say.

Most people don't really say they've ever had sex on accident.

I was down to a thong, I picked a girl up, she was wearing a sundress.

The front of the sundress, from being on top, I picked her up and down, kind of like a fake

hump.

I got so freaking hard that I slipped right out, and from grinding on her, she got so

wet it slipped right in.

We wound up having sex for about ten seconds before either of us really realized that we

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